The Story of A Girl who Watches Too Much Television and Rewrites Fiction with her Own Reality. Hijinks ensue.

 

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ROUND 2 AUTHOR SIGN-UPS HERE.

The minimum word count is only 8k! Rough drafts are due June 10th!

I think I’ve fulfilled my duty as Merlin/Arthur tinhat for the night. 

GOOD NIGHT, WORLD. 

fannishminded:

“Then, one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life… you give them a piece of you. They don’t ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”
- Neil Gaiman

I think this is written in John’s personal diary.

And when Mary finds it, reads it, she cries, and never tells John she read it- but when Sherlock comes back, and her fiance drops everything to join him in solving a murder… she doesn’t begrudge him the trip.

Because she loves John, and as much as John loves her, as sure as she is of this… she knows that Sherlock, the love he has for Sherlock, is deeper, wound to his very core- as he has never let himself open enough to let her dig to- burrow herself into him as Sherlock did first.

John has known her as long as he knew Sherlock, and had mourned Sherlock twice as long as he’d known him… but love makes you do stupid things.

And she won’t stand between them, not like that.

Because she knows that as much as she has his romantic love and his sexual passions- Sherlock has his soul. She claims John’s body- but Sherlock claims his heart- and always will. To try and destroy that link, would be to destroy the man she loves.

(Source: profoundly-bonded)

dea-goes-a-tumbln asked
Hades, Jafar, Gaston. <3

Hades - if I could remove someone from my life, who would it be? 

Hmmmm, what an interesting question. Maybe my awkward friends from high school? Although, I’ve sort of done an excellent job of that already, lol. IDK, I’m pretty good at avoiding people or finding something in common to smooth over the bad places so other than avoiding awkward friendships from high school, I’m pretty solid on the people front. 

Jafar - what would my last wish be

That my family would have every thing they needed and enough left over to have what they want too. 

Gaston - what I like most about myself

I like being that annoying girl who knows random shit and pisses off everyone in the room because I do. Like when I get the Final Jeopardy! question right and my brother tells me to get out of the house. I also like how I basically have a reputation as simultaneously never doing shit and yet always have my shit done. In summary: I’m a smug little bitch and I have no qualms about the matter.

menacherie asked
Cruella De Ville and Maleficent

Cruella - a favorite piece of clothing

My trench coat. It’s, like, a little shorter than knee length and it’s my “dressy coat”, although I wore it every day in high school because I thought it looked good with my uniform skirt, knee socks, and kitten heels. The beauty of uniforms: I basically wore the same thing every day and it involved no effort on my part. 

Maleficent - a mythical creature I would like to transform into

Hmmm. IDK. Probably a mermaid. Hopefully I would end up looking like Ariel and not Ursula, although I know I would end up looking exactly like Ursula. 

Anonymous asked
scar, cruella, mother gothel

Scar - a relative you can stand and why

I have this one aunt who is certifiable. When I was 15, she called me up and demanded to know why I didn’t believe in Santa anymore. When I was 17, she told me I ought to go out to the clubs like her daughter and get me a man. She told me when I was, like, 13, that it was a good thing my boobs were so big because they balanced out my hips. I MEAN, REALLY. I don’t answer her phone calls. My mother knows this and does not fight me on this. So, it’s not a “can’t stand” situation so much as “avoids as much as possible” situation. 

Cruella - a favorite article of clothing

I got a pair of shoes for Christmas that are, like, high-heeled Oxfords (similar to these but in black leather) and dude, I feel like Sherlock Holmes when I wear them. I also do that whole skinny pants/no socks thing so I also feel a little like Blaine Anderson. Tom Ford’s Rules for not just for Gentlemen. 

Mother Gothel - someone I’d like to lock myself in a tower with for 18 years. 

Miss Autumn Crossman, obviously. We’re soulmates. You’d probably come to get us in 18 years and we’d be up there watching Criminal Minds and crying over Hotch and Spencer Reid and refuse to come down until we finished the season, if ever. 

Except we’re not an accident :3

Sherlock sees through everything and everyone in seconds. What’s incredible though is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things.

(Source: martinfreemans)