Think Big, Get Cash, Make Them Blink Fast

I WAS TOTALLY LISTENING TO CHAMELEON CIRCUIT AT SCHOOL TODAY. AND I SAY INTERNET CATCHPHRASES ALL THE TIME.

OMG. WHAT IF SHE KNOWS. MY FACEBOOK IS MUCH MORE INNOCUOUS THAN HERS, THOUGH.

BUT I TOTALLY SAID THAT “IT’S NOT LIKE I WON’T BE ON THE INTERNET AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT ANYWAY” OUT LOUD TODAY.

OMG, I’M GOING TO GET STALKED AND SHE’LL KNOW.

PARANOID PARR-

OH SHIT I GOT TO WATCH MYSELF BECAUSE SHE’LL KNOW WHAT PARANOID PARROT IS IF I SAY THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.

SHIT, I CAN’T SAY THAT ANYMORE EITHER. SHE’LL KNOW.