The Story of A Girl who Watches Too Much Television and Rewrites Fiction with her Own Reality. Hijinks ensue.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
me: one time my friend...
friend: who is this person i don't know them
me: okay i met them online that's not the point
If I wrote the feelings would someone else write the porn?
“You’re not your, dumbass. I know. I’m an English major.”
~every English major ever
sometimes nursing majors, too. That’s when they feel really stupid.
do you ever realize you ship something and then simultaneously realize that you ship it really hard and then you just sit there and physically ache from how perfect they are and you just have to wonder where exactly it was that your life went so downhill
![fuckyeahfanficflamingo:
[HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA THAT WILL CHANGE THE HISTORY OF THE FANDOM FOREVER (Fanfic Flamingo) FORGET HOW TO WRITE A COHERENT SENTENCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE]
I can’t possibly be the only one with this problem.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zgnuFuZl1qi6haxo1_400.jpg)
[HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA THAT WILL CHANGE THE HISTORY OF THE FANDOM FOREVER (Fanfic Flamingo) FORGET HOW TO WRITE A COHERENT SENTENCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE]
I can’t possibly be the only one with this problem.
(Source: lyndis)
sometimes i forget the teen wolf fandom doesn’t consist entirely of bitter twenty somethings who were dragged into it kicking and screaming
(Source: gayjamesbond)
they’re just fictional characters I screamed as I reached into my chest, pulled my heart out and flung it out a window.
(Source: matturday)
i wish i had like this robot servant who was an expert in looking for fics on the internet and if i was bored i’d be like “jarvis,” because let’s face it what else would you call it? “i feel like reading some derek/stiles tonight, no wait maybe some kirk/spock - wait no! some dean/castiel, yes”
“one where dean is a baker and castiel goes to his shop every day”
“and i want sam there too as the comedy relief”
“and make it NC-17”
and then jarvis would search even the deepest darkest corners of the internet and find such a fic because that is what he’s programmed to do
Fandom is knowing that, across the globe, hundreds of other people are screaming ‘NO FUCK YOU’ at their televisions and curling up on the floor and crying at exactly the same moment as you are.
who needs sleep when you have novel-length fan fiction
What does your birthday say about you?
If You Were Born Today, May 3: Thoughtful and involved, you express yourself well, possess quite charm, and easily endear yourself to others. You have an artistic bent that is undeniable, and your creative mind can help bring financial success. You are multi-talented and many of you spread yourself over multiple career paths and hobbies as a result. You expect a lot from yourself, and sometimes too much, which can lead to indecisiveness. Famous people born today: Bing Crosby, Sugar Ray Robinson, James Brown, Mary Astor, Christopher Cross.
