The Story of A Girl who Watches Too Much Television and Rewrites Fiction with her Own Reality. Hijinks ensue.

 

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kai-face:

PRESS PLAY AND SING IT

DO NOT PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS.

(Source: charoite)

thetatteredendsofautumn:

jak and i have devolved to having what amounts to an rp chat involving arthurian characters on twitter

@georgethemanservant : polishing silver today. tarnish really clouds my day ;DDDD

@emrysthegreat: @georgethemanservent mate you’re a bit off????

@princependragon : DM @emrysthegreat THE MAN MAKES JOKES ABOUT TARNISH NOW CAN WE UNFOLLW HIM

@KINGUTHER : @GEORGETHEMANSERVANT THAT’S FANTASTIC EXCELLENT WORK ETHIC

@princependragon : kmn

@KINGUTHER : ARTHUR WHAT DOES KMN STAND FOR

@KINGUTHER : THAT WAS FOR @PRINCEPENDRAGON AGAIN

(Source: akitron)

Someone needs to write fanfiction in which the Oval Office is like the Headmaster’s Office

thesocialhermit:

reelaroundthefountain:

as in

portraits of old presidents constantly talk to / advise / argue with the current one

and it’s a mess

a beautiful beautiful mess

#pro: there would be no ‘what would the Founding Fathers think’ bullshit #because we would have no illusions #because you’d be touring the white house and TJ would yell something racist and you’d be like ‘oh’ #con: no one would get any work done ever #can you even imagine Obama trying to repeal DADT with Nixon in the room #or GWB for that matter #or GWB trying to do anything with FDR three feet away #it would be amazing #Adams and Jefferson would be fighting constantly too #fanfiction NOW

i am SWOONING over this idea.

i would draw some of it if you wrote little bits.

LOL OMG AND JAMES BUCHANAN WOULD BE LIKE, “FUCK ALL YOU GUYS, WILLIAM AND I WERE FUCKING HAPPY.” And Abraham Lincoln would never, ever be in his Portrait because, fuck, he hates all these people, he was just trying to see a PLAY and no one will ever tell him how it ended. And Teddy Roosevelt would be like, “Show me that Night in the Museum movie again. Those bastards.”

Once a month, Garfield, McKinley, JFK, and Lincoln hold a special meeting for the Assassinated Club. It’s twice as popular as Clinton and Andrew Johnson’s Impeachment Club because, who wants to hang out with those guys? (“I HAD A MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT TO FIRE HIM,” Johnson screams while Clinton nods seriously and rubs his shoulder gently. “WHO THOUGHT UP THIS TENURE OF OFFICE BULLSHIT?” Grant just smokes a cigar and laughs his ass off from his frame.)

(Source: gerutha)