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Isn’t it amazing how a song that meant nothing to you before can shift into your favorite song ever because you look at it through a new ship or fandom you have?
[HOURS OF BACKGROUND RESEARCH (Fanfic Flamingo) TOO TIRED TO WRITE]
| me: | and my friend was like- |
| friend: | what friend |
| me: | |
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| me: | I DIDN'T MEET THEM ONLINE WE USED TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER AND THEN THEY MOVED TO ANTARCTICA FACEBOOK RECONNECTED US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS |
(Source: d-a-i-s, via bandersons)
akitron replied to your post: akitron replied to your post: Favorite Narnian…
hahah you know that’ how I roll after I hold my family at bay to tell them things about stuff and they’re all DON’T CARE. AT ALL.
Me: “FAMILY. FAMILY. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE RAMIFICATIONS OF THIS EVENT IN CANON? OH. OH. OH. HOLD ON, LET ME GET OUT MY PIE-CHARTS. I HAVE FLOW CHARTS TOO. I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. BRB, SIT TIGHT.”
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