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NotesClint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.
Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made.(Source: famkess, via tsundereslasher)
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He can’t lose his baby again.
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dea-goes-a-tumbln asked: HOBBIT: THORIN/DIS - There's a crown that sits in Erebor's throne room. Thorin will see it on Dis' brow, if it's the last thing he ever does. [It might be.]
It’s the first thing that Thorin touches when he gets in the treasure room. He holds it to his chest, wincing slightly at the smell of dragon that...
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dwarrowkings asked: THG, OT3 - Peeta teaches Gale to bake.
Gale’s wrists are already tired from mixing the butter when Peeta starts pouring sugar into the bowl.
“Pour 2 cups sugar into the butter,” Gale...
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mrsvc asked: Glenn/Daryl. "We won’t ever look as good as we do now / So let’s take another shot, drink another round / Hug on one another, talk about each other / Stay until they kick us out / Feels like love in a college town"
It’s never hard to get Glenn drunk, but when he’s already half drunk on 36 hours without sleep and panicking about his upcoming finals, it doesn’t...
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sosobriquet asked: I can has Roe fic? Seriously, do whatever you like with it JUST GIVE ME ROE PLEASE?
Eugene blows on his fingers, but it doesn’t go any good. His eyes close, for a brief second, before he jerks awake. He thinks for a second that he...
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I’m scared, Spock.
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sometimes you just gotta ask yourself “when did my life become about lesbian porn”
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IAN4. John/Sam. "We fit together like two pieces of a broken heart."
“Hey, no, Sam I thought we said no more dying,” John says, gripping Sam’s hand...
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mrsvc asked: Nick/Monroe. "Why don't you stay / I'm down on my knees / I'm so tired of being lonely / Don't I give you what you need / When she calls you to go / There is one thing you should know / We don't have to live this way / Baby, why don't you stay?"
Nick stares down at the phone in his hands and lets it drop on Monroe’s coffee table. He puts his head in his hands and sighs.
From the kitchen...
