The Story of A Girl who Watches Too Much Television and Rewrites Fiction with her Own Reality. Hijinks ensue.

 


The people of Mexico were lined up along the streets to see the Pope. This little guy thought otherwise.

The people of Mexico were lined up along the streets to see the Pope. This little guy thought otherwise.

(Source: ircimages)

animestephenharper:

for the record guys if i ever become well known for my comics/writing for whatever unlikely reason

please

please write fic and do art of it if you happen to be a fan

i stand by this forever

i would be so honoured if porn of my characters appeared on the internet

(Source: scipioaemilianus)

do you ever watch a movie/show and there this song that they play at the end or at a really heart wrenching part and then you download it and just keep listening to it over and over and you just want to lay under your covers and listen to it and cry and replay it all in your head?

(Source: guiltyones)

sherlocksupportgroup:

 

GET A FLATMATE.


SEARCH FOR EVIDENCE.


FACE A DRUGS BUST.


GET PUT OFF BY ANDERSON.

 

MAKE HIM TURN AROUND.


MEET KILLER CABBIE.


PISS OFF MYCROFT.


GIGGLE AT CRIME SCENES.


COCKBLOCK JOHN.


MAKE IT LIFE’S MISSION.


MEET MY ARCH-ENEMY.


LISTEN TO BEE GEES.


GET JOHN TRIPPING BALLS.


GET IN ANOTHER CAB.



KILLER CABBIE AGAIN.



GET FRAMED.


RUN IN HANDCUFFS.





CONFRONT MORIARTY.


JUMP OFF THE HOSPITAL.


SAVE JOHN’S LIFE. 


 NOW I’M DEAD.








PERFECTION.

it just keeps getting better as it goes on

(Source: lord-kitschener)

“Why me?”

“Why not?”

“I just thought… wouldn’t you rather take, I don’t know, I mean-“

“Sherlock? Nah. Between you and me, Molly, he doesn’t seem like he’d be much fun. I like to have fun every now and again, keeps me young. And I’d have to keep apologising for him. I have enough trouble keeping track of who I need to apologise to for myself, I can’t be having that.”

“John, then? You said… it was dangerous, and I’m not- I mean, I don’t know how to fight or anything.”

“Not a big fan of fighting myself. You don’t mind about that by the way, do you? That it’s dangerous.”

“…No.”

“Well then. What’s the problem?”

(Source: ayries)

demova:


A.U. Harry Potter, where every wand is substituted by guns ; every magic broomstick by Vespas ; quidditch by urban fights ; and fizzing whizbees, jelly slugs, acid pops… by drugs.

#PARSELTONGUE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

demova:

A.U. Harry Potter, where every wand is substituted by guns ; every magic broomstick by Vespas ; quidditch by urban fights ; and fizzing whizbees, jelly slugs, acid pops… by drugs.

#PARSELTONGUE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

(Source: nami64)

renisanz:

andthenisay:

crackship → flo/mayhem living in the same apartment building (for ryan)

She sees less of Mayhem around the building now. She doesn’t meet him in the stairwells or at the mailboxes. She finally runs into him in the parking lot one day, sees him walking in behind Mrs. Nelson and her son. They’re heading right for an ice patch and Flo’s about to say something considerate, like “Watch your step” or “Mind the ice,” but she sees Mayhem reach his hand out. He looks like he’s going to push Tim onto the ice but then he stops, hand out-stretched. He sort of jerks his fingers back, closes his hand into a fist, and just keeps walking. He doesn’t look at her when they pass. [x]


So I’m not alone in this…

renisanz:

andthenisay:

crackship → flo/mayhem living in the same apartment building (for ryan)

She sees less of Mayhem around the building now. She doesn’t meet him in the stairwells or at the mailboxes. She finally runs into him in the parking lot one day, sees him walking in behind Mrs. Nelson and her son. They’re heading right for an ice patch and Flo’s about to say something considerate, like “Watch your step” or “Mind the ice,” but she sees Mayhem reach his hand out. He looks like he’s going to push Tim onto the ice but then he stops, hand out-stretched. He sort of jerks his fingers back, closes his hand into a fist, and just keeps walking. He doesn’t look at her when they pass. [x]

So I’m not alone in this…