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Notesi’m here for you
That…. not very reassuring to me, actually. YOU TEND TO FEED MY FEELINGS AND SEND ME INTO BAD PLACES IN MY LIFE. And you enjoy it.
ACTUALLY, THIS CURRENT FEELS SPIRAL IS INDIRECTLY YOUR FAULT BECAUSE I JUST READ THAT FIC YOU LINKED ME TO, WITH THE SHOWER AND THE TARGET PRACTICE AND THE SCREW YOU, RO. SCREW YOU.
THE THEME FOR THAT FIC MAKE ME GO A;OIRHAGVNFDJALKDCJDAF AND I WOULD NOT BE OPPOSED TO MAKING MORE OF THE SAME.
AND ALSO WHAT IF IT HAD DOMESTIC FEELS SPRINKLED ALL OVER IT.
holy hell i’m getting on skype your cute ass better be there
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Notes Scott/Stiles: Fake Boyfriends at the Jungle; Danny makes them prove itSneaking into the Jungle to look for Jackson is harder than it looks — especially when Danny actually catches them a couple minutes after they’ve snuck in. He steps right in their way, arms crossed, and he gives them the most disbelieving look Scott has ever seen on his face.
“What are you two doing here?” he asks, suspicious gaze shifting back and forth between Scott and Stiles. “This isn’t exactly your usual stomping ground.”
Stiles makes a scoffing sound. “What? Psssh, what are you talking about, Danny? This is totally our stomping ground. Me and Scott, man — we come here all the time.” Stiles kicks Scott in the ankle. “Don’t we, baby?”
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Notes I KNOW. If I could only get you guys into kdramas we could all book the same handbag into hell.“You and Aut are just following each other into the pit of Mount Doom. I LOVE IT.”
MORGAN THAT IS LIKE THE BASIS OF OUR WHOLE FRIENDSHIP TBH
Alright. Let’s turn this party into a threesome. Boom.
hey girl hey girl
i was into j and k dramas in high school
i’ll watch em again
also eXCUSE ME SIR
I could be swayed. Easily.
(Source: misandrwitch, via misandrwitch)
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Notesjak and i have devolved to having what amounts to an rp chat involving arthurian characters on twitter
@georgethemanservant : polishing silver today. tarnish really clouds my day ;DDDD
@emrysthegreat: @georgethemanservent mate you’re a bit off????
@princependragon : DM @emrysthegreat THE MAN MAKES JOKES ABOUT TARNISH NOW CAN WE UNFOLLW HIM
@KINGUTHER : @GEORGETHEMANSERVANT THAT’S FANTASTIC EXCELLENT WORK ETHIC
@princependragon : kmn
@KINGUTHER : ARTHUR WHAT DOES KMN STAND FOR
@KINGUTHER : THAT WAS FOR @PRINCEPENDRAGON AGAIN
(Source: misandrwitch)
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no wait i lied this is from earlier
Beckah: also no one talks about the jefferson/adams love/hate affair thing Jackai: lol Jackai: Except maybe Buchanan Jackai: "I wish William were here too. It's so nice you have each other." Beckah: Seriously adams? Thomas jefferson survives? Beckah: and then die with a smile Beckah: c'mon dude Beckah: coughmorethanbroscough Jackai: IKR -
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Notes and the last of the crack.Jackai: Can we please just talk about how I've made James Buchanan our Sassy Gay President? Beckah: LOL Jackai: I heard about you and Joshua Speed, Abraham. Jackai: There's no shame here. Jackai: This is a safe frame. Beckah: asdfasdfkj Jackai: And Lincoln would be like, "WE WERE JUST FRIENDS. IT WAS NORMAL FOR MEN TO SHARE BEDS. FRIENDS." Beckah: JUST FRIENDS Beckah: JUST Jackai: "Yes, darling. William and I were roommates. I understand the need for discretion. But, Abraham, we are dead." Beckah: FRIENDS Jackai: "It's time to let go." Jackai: "He's repealed DADT." Jackai: "It's okay now." Jackai: And Lincoln is like, "I think this is what a stroke feels like. In what's left of my brains." Jackai: Oh, God. Beckah: ? Jackai: Ronald Reagan would just eat his jellybeans and everyone would just wait for him to blow a gasket. Beckah: lol Jackai: And he's like, "I'm not saying shit, one of you fuckers has got my old westerns on film." -
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Oh, look. More President Crackyness
Beckah: oh GOD Beckah: when the house catches on fire Beckah: the portraits are like Beckah: get me the fuck out of here boy Beckah: or so help me my childrens children will come after you Jackai: OH MY GOD Jackai: DOLLEY MADISON IS LIKE Jackai: "DON'T WORRY MOTHERFUCKERS I GOTS YOU" Beckah: YESSS Beckah: and they're like Beckah: man up dude Beckah: your girl saved us Beckah: c'mon Jackai: LOL LOVE IT Beckah: your girl is better than you Jackai: Madison is like I WROTE YOU A MOTHERFUCKING CONSTITUTION Jackai: And everyone is like, "YEAH, JAMES, THANKS FOR YOU. FUCKER." Beckah: YEAH WELL YOU SUCK WHEN THERE IS A FIRE AROUND BITCH Beckah: ALSO PETS Beckah: A POODLE? Beckah: YOU HAVE A POODLE THING OBAMA? Jackai: LOL Beckah: I HAD SOME FUCKING ALLIGATORS ALRIGHT? Beckah: YOU COME TALK TO ME WHEN YOU HAVE AN ALLIGATOR Jackai: GWB would be like HEY. IT'S RESPECTABLE. Beckah: NO YOU KNWO WHAT IS RESPECTABLE? A LION Beckah: FUCK YOUR ALLIGATORS Beckah: I HAD A LION MOTHERFUCKERS
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He can’t lose his baby again.
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I’m scared, Spock.
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sometimes you just gotta ask yourself “when did my life become about lesbian porn”
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IAN4. John/Sam. "We fit together like two pieces of a broken heart."
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Nick stares down at the phone in his hands and lets it drop on Monroe’s coffee table. He puts his head in his hands and sighs.
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