Ladybugs Must Render You Catatonic

here is an example of the gems you would get from “shit nursing students say”:

• We’re not going to be tested over this, right? 
• Wait, back up, exactly how far into the rectum do I have to insert my finger? 
• I didn’t read the book, it’s, like, four thousand pages.
• I totally read the book, I was just fronting. 
• That is not sanitary. 
• I already went to the bathroom, I’m in line to wash my hands. Go ahead and take the stall. 
• What do you mean don’t turn your back on that patient?
• What does the policy say is the next step after “grasp the penis firmly”?
• There is no need for this course to be sixteen weeks. 
• There is no need for this course. 
• Care plans aren’t even a real thing. 
• What, exactly, is on this test again?
• I think I have HHNKS. Test my blood sugar. 
• I can’t tell if I’m exhausted or wired. I think I’m dead inside. 
• I can’t feel my face. Is this a stroke? 
• Seriously, you can’t expect to test us on this. 
• I haven’t seen sunshine….in, like, a month. 
• Did I eat today?
• I don’t think I’ve peed in, like, sixteen hours.
• She said, “if you stick it in the vagina, just leave it there.”
• What time did I wake up this morning? Or did I wake up yesterday?
• God I hate it when I have to touch the bathroom door handle after I just washed out.
• I think I have cluster migraines. 
• I failed that test. I failed it so good, I almost passed it.
• What is the absolute minimum grade I can get in this course to pass?
• I’M NEVER EVEN GOING TO WORK IN PEDS/PSYCH/OB/GERIATRICS/ICU.

Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan:

I have an estimated 96% chance of passing the NCLEX on the first try:

The Jonas Brothers are getting a reality show on E!:

how i feel about the two finals, two ATIs, and RN predictor test i have to take:

how i feel about actually graduating:

dang, this blog is gold. I think I just reblogged, like, 90% of it.　

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I’m like

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IN THE BEGINNING OF NURSING SCHOOL I WAS LIKE

BUT NOW I’M LIKE

Please, it was more like: 

BEGINNING OF NURSING SCHOOL

BUT NOW I’M LIKE,

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I’M LIKE

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EXPECTATION

REALITY

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I’M LIKE

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Counting hospital shifts and the day of our final, I have ten actual school days left.