Think Big, Get Cash, Make Them Blink Fast |
Jak RN BSN BOFQ. |
| China: | Everything. Must. Be. Perfect. |
| Great Britain: | LET'S HAVE GILDEROY LOCKHART START THIS MOTHER FUCKER THEN SET FIRE TO THE FUCKING RAIN AND THEN WE'LL PARACHUTE THE QUEEN OUT WITH JAMES BOND. HEY! WHY NOT HAVE JK ROWLING READ THE WHOLE WORLD A STORY THEN MAKE A HUGE ASS VOLDEMORT APPEAR??? FUCK HOW ABOUT DURING THE CLOSING CEREMONY LET'S MAKE RUSSEL BRAND DRESS UP AS WILLY WONKA THEN SHOW BORIS DANCING AND WHY NOT MAKE THE FACE OF LENNON USING PAPER OR SOMETHING AND FREDDIE MERCURY CAN SING THE CROWD TO TEARS THEN WHY NOT BRING OUT THE SPICE GIRLS BECAUSE REASONS. HEY WHY DON'T WE ALSO ADD SOME INDIANS THROWING POWDER AT ERIC IDLE? |
| Brazil: | ..... shit |
I’m going to cry like a small child when the Olympics are over.

Volunteer at the Olympics reacts to a fist bump from Usain Bolt
omg this is precious
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OLYMPICS DAY 13
Claressa Shields becomes the first female boxer to win a gold medal for USA in women’s Olympic boxing
Photo by Alberto Pizzoli
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#1 baby
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The Flying Dutchman
And I watched this stoned…Amazing
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Epke Zonderland’s high bar routine
#i’m not used to seeing this kind of thing outside nightwing comics
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London 2012 Olympic Games | Gymnastics [Artistic] Medalists
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reading about haters on the internet talking smack about Olympic athletes for their hair/outfits/make-up:

Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps after competing in the 2012 U.S. Olympic Swimming Team Trials on June 25, 2012.
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