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“I don’t make speeches. I just let my bat speak for me in the summertime.”
For boxoftheskyking’s brilliant ”vaguely violent prose poetry about baseball” Summertime: an AU where Stiles IS a shape-shifter. Only he doesn’t change into another creature, just into a mute, hyper-violent, bat-wielding Hyde character. And it only happens during the summertime.
(via rrrowr)
Sneaking into the Jungle to look for Jackson is harder than it looks — especially when Danny actually catches them a couple minutes after they’ve snuck in. He steps right in their way, arms crossed, and he gives them the most disbelieving look Scott has ever seen on his face.
“What are you two doing here?” he asks, suspicious gaze shifting back and forth between Scott and Stiles. “This isn’t exactly your usual stomping ground.”
Stiles makes a scoffing sound. “What? Psssh, what are you talking about, Danny? This is totally our stomping ground. Me and Scott, man — we come here all the time.” Stiles kicks Scott in the ankle. “Don’t we, baby?”
“Yeah.” Scott shoots Stiles a dirty look. “All the time.”
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I’m scared, Spock.
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From the kitchen...
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