Think Big, Get Cash, Make Them Blink Fast

(Source: misandrwitch)

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[WRITE A ONE-SHOT, TIE UP ALL LOOSE ENDS, MARK AS COMPLETE] (Fanfic Flamingo) [NEW REVIEW: “THIS NEEDS A SEQUEL!”]

electricbalalaika:

balalaikaboss:

ladyhistory:

OMG

BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
MAKE OUT LIKE YOU’RE THE VICTIM AND THEN START A BLOODY REVOLUTION
AND I DON’T EVEN NEED YOU THOUGH
BUT YOU SAY I’M AN OPPRESSOR AND IT FEELS SO ROUGH
NO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW
HAVE YOUR FRIENDS LOAN YOU SOME WEAPONS AND TAKE MY FACE OFF OF YOUR MONEY
I GUESS I SHOULDN’T BLAME YOU THOUGH
NOW YOU’RE JUST A COUNTRY THAT I USED TO OWN

No stop, laughing this much hurts.

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via misandrwitch)

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[Have read all the fics in your fandom that are written in languages you know (Fanfic Flamingo) Time for Google Translate!]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

And then they get pissed that they have to swipe their card again.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “DON’T MAKE A RACIST COMMENT”

Bottom Text: “AND EXPECT ME TO AGREE.”

Seriously. Just don’t.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Since some items get moved around to a different section of the floor or to another section of the whole store altogether during overnight shifts (only those that work in stockroom, visuals, and the sales associates that sign up for it when new items arrive do them)…this happens a few times. 

This also happened when the visuals supervisor of my floor changed the layout of a section of the floor a week or two earlier than it was supposed to. We had to keep asking him where items were. 

Story Robin: When I worked at The-Place-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named, the long time Housewares cashier retired and they threw me down there after one week on the job and was like, “Mattresses and vaccuums over here, small appliances over there. K THX HAVE FUN.”

No one likes housewares.

And people would be like, “Where’s the microwaves?” OH SMALL APPLIANCES, RIGHT? Nope, over with the vacuums. So I would go on wild goose chases for stuff all day with customers trailing behind me.

So glad I quit that bitch.

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

 [MOVE (INTERNET) HEAVEN AND EARTH TO JUMPSTART FANDOM FOR SERIES THAT HAS NEXT TO NONE (Fanfic Flamingo) FEEL LIKE A HERO ON A SACRED QUEST]

fyeahwriterleopard:

(Submitted by canonlycontainletters)

thats-so-meme:

http://someoneinjersey.tumblr.com

(via habbue)

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA THAT WILL CHANGE THE HISTORY OF THE FANDOM FOREVER (Fanfic Flamingo) FORGET HOW TO WRITE A COHERENT SENTENCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE]

I can’t possibly be the only one with this problem.

fyeahsciencebros:

Geeks in love by *PolymorphicGirl

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters

(via fujiidom)

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[HOURS OF BACKGROUND RESEARCH (Fanfic Flamingo) TOO TIRED TO WRITE]