[SHY NERD BY DAY (Fanfic Flamingo) INCESTOUS UNDERAGE SLASHFIC WRITER BY NIGHT]
Shy obnoxious outrageous nerd by day / incestous underage slash fic writer by night day too
"And so the night descends into them slowly raising incest from the lowest circle of Hell to “in the long run, it’s not so bad"
"This lot [Matt, Karen and Arthur] are very different. The fact that Arthur is around as well - they’ve become this incredible little gang, this threesome. They go off and do things together on the weekends. They go to gigs together. They get drunk together."
OH GOD GUYS WHAT IF SHE KNOWS ABOUT ME? WHAT IF I SAID SOMETHING OR DID SOMETHING?
I WAS TOTALLY LISTENING TO CHAMELEON CIRCUIT AT SCHOOL TODAY. AND I SAY INTERNET CATCHPHRASES ALL THE TIME.
OMG. WHAT IF SHE KNOWS. MY FACEBOOK IS MUCH MORE INNOCUOUS THAN HERS, THOUGH.
BUT I TOTALLY SAID THAT “IT’S NOT LIKE I WON’T BE ON THE INTERNET AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT ANYWAY” OUT LOUD TODAY.
OMG, I’M GOING TO GET STALKED AND SHE’LL KNOW.
OH SHIT I GOT TO WATCH MYSELF BECAUSE SHE’LL KNOW WHAT PARANOID PARROT IS IF I SAY THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.
SHIT, I CAN’T SAY THAT ANYMORE EITHER. SHE’LL KNOW.
shh shh come here
memes are totally not nerd-centric. I know tons of people who are like LOL MEMES
but are not into fandom anything
i will hold you through this difficult time
Haha, you know what’s actually going to come of this? Two options:
1) Absolutely nothing.
2) I’ll give myself away on purpose just to see what happens.