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Jak RN BSN BOFQ. |
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[SHY NERD BY DAY (Fanfic Flamingo) INCESTOUS UNDERAGE SLASHFIC WRITER BY NIGHT]
Shy obnoxious outrageous nerd by day / incestous underage slash fic writer by night day too
Jak in our long conversation about how we are all going to Hell (via akitron)
(Source: misandrwitch)

[A picture of a squirrel placed over a background of alternating shades of orchid purple, with captions at the top and bottom. | Top: MAKE CHARACTERS TO SIBLINGS THEN SHIP | Bottom: STILL REGRET NOTHING]
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(Sorry about the short break, guys! The maintainer needed a bit of a mental health breather. Plus the longer the break, the longer the queue will be full after…)

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The Hobbit (2012)
(via muffliatos)
Alex Kingston (River Song) in DWM
I kind of really want to see a video of all three of them drunk now…
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(Source: karpiwillpeeonyourface, via killthefez)
I WAS TOTALLY LISTENING TO CHAMELEON CIRCUIT AT SCHOOL TODAY. AND I SAY INTERNET CATCHPHRASES ALL THE TIME.
OMG. WHAT IF SHE KNOWS. MY FACEBOOK IS MUCH MORE INNOCUOUS THAN HERS, THOUGH.
BUT I TOTALLY SAID THAT “IT’S NOT LIKE I WON’T BE ON THE INTERNET AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT ANYWAY” OUT LOUD TODAY.
OMG, I’M GOING TO GET STALKED AND SHE’LL KNOW.
PARANOID PARR-
OH SHIT I GOT TO WATCH MYSELF BECAUSE SHE’LL KNOW WHAT PARANOID PARROT IS IF I SAY THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.
SHIT, I CAN’T SAY THAT ANYMORE EITHER. SHE’LL KNOW.
shh shh come here
memes are totally not nerd-centric. I know tons of people who are like LOL MEMES
but are not into fandom anything
i will hold you through this difficult time
Haha, you know what’s actually going to come of this? Two options:
1) Absolutely nothing.
2) I’ll give myself away on purpose just to see what happens.

(via misandrwitch)
Stefan: Well, think hard, it’s important.
Damon: Nothing is important…not anymore.[1x15 A Few Good Men]
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Whenever anyone asks what time it is I still sing this song at them. Yeah, I’m cool.
omg me too
Team No Shame
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NO SHAME.
i’ve been stuck on david archuleta’s song crush for, like, three days now
*headdesks*
mrsvc replied to your post: mrsvc replied to your post: wolfbad replied to…
Question: is there a fandom for my hometown team, the...
mrsvc replied to your post: wolfbad replied to your post: i can’t believe…
Is your hockey primer anything like my Jonas primer? If...
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well, that answers that question
sobbing over how something i helped create is being mangled by people who don’t understand the basic rules
The car jerks forward and Peter winces.
“Sorry, Sorry,” Edmund says, looking over at Peter nervously.
“Eyes on the road! Road!”
Edmund quickly...
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I HAVE FINISHED THREE FICS TODAY.
one of which is self-indulgent nick/zayn fic because i have no shame